Sweden’s ‘silliest’ place names revealed – The Local

Sweden’s ‘silliest’ place names revealed – The Local.

Some people will always hesitate to reveal the name of their hometown, whether it’s because of its tragic history, bad reputation, or quite simply because the name itself is enough to make anyone blush. Here are The Local’s pick from the best of the latter. We will

start close to the famous ski town of Mora in central Sweden, where there is a little place with a rather eye-catching name.

Perhaps it’s a description (let’s hope not), or maybe it was just named when the word had a completely different meaning, but for whatever reason, someone, at some point in time, found it appropriate to name this placeRövhålet, which literally translates to The Butthole.

When one starts to dig deeper, it turns out out Swedes have named plenty of places after that particular body part. 

People outside Uppsala, for example, can take a stroll in the terrain ofDjupröven (Deep Arse), and outside Gothenburg one can enjoy a swim in any of the Yellow, Small or Big Arse lakes (Gula Röven, Lilla Röven, Stora Röven).

A somewhat cuter name but still perhaps not the first pick to put on your resumé, is Kattsjärten in Värmland. The Local’s translation for this (hopefully) unusual name is Cat’s Bottom.

With this we’re leaving the behinds behind.

This may sound like something you would see in a tabloid headline after a Saturday night in the Big Brother house, but Sexträsk (Sex Swamp) is a place in northern Sweden, about 150 kilometers inland from Skellefteå.

And although Sweden is about as unprejudiced as countries come, many a driver in Sollentuna just north of Stockholm, have had to double take for decades as they pass a place called Bögs Gård (Gay’s Farm).

Sweden is also known for having many fresh water lakes, soothing bathers during hot summer days. 

Although none of us here at The Local have ever been to these particular lakes we found we agreed that the names Köttsjön (Meat Lake) andRumpsjön (Bottom Lake) didn’t create very inviting images. 

Neither, in fact, did Pissholmen (Piss Islet). 

Between Uppsala and Gävle in central Sweden, outside the town of Horsskog (which is one step away from claiming first place on this list for reasons we abstain from revealing) is an area that might be just a little stickier, a little nastier and a little smellier than other places. It is calledSnormossen (Snot Bog).

Although, it has a contender in Varberg (Puss Mountain) in HallandCounty. 

The following three aren’t actually that bad, read in Swedish. But English-speakers with some knowledge of Swedish pronunciation, or vice versa, can probably see what’s funny about Äs, Middelfart and Horred.

And perhaps it isn’t so surprising if people living in or near Fnaskberget(Trollop’s Mound) fail to write that as their permanent address on their resumé.

However, despite residents in some places every now and again revolt against names that they feel are less than fortunate, it would seem that most people are happy to live where they live, regardless of name. 

只有在西安呆过才能看得懂

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小学生放学路上:贼你妈,贼你妈
案板街:来伙计,手机看一哈 (无力“全贼货“)
劫岁娃钱的:岁P,有钱么?

老头说自己孙子:你个岁子弹,瓜弥十捻的奏知道个哭。
吉祥村发廊女:帅哥,来进来给你社个话。
打CS:下局一块冲,不行拿枪杆子朝死抡。
卖菜的:饿给他交锤子税。

车站协管员:朝上站,小心把你对死咧
狼人虎剧:姑娘小伙包片咧,狼人虎剧开演咧
老西安厕所门口遇见朋友:吃咧么? 刚吃…… …..
网管:么机子咧,你坐着等一哈。
游戏厅老板:一块四个,两块9个,包机3块。
闲人:你球势子,你能CHUA
大学生:你好好帝.
球迷:边裁边裁,你妈做台
父母社自己娃:饿捣咧八辈子霉咧,要哈你个万货..
西羊市买凉粽子的大妈:你买不买,不买赶紧咧远,日你达捏,把饿买主耽搁咧。
出租车司机:"伙计,我交车腻你从挡一辆。"
中巴售票员:"伙计,刚哈去地窝人,想割你地包腻。"
餐馆老板:"伙计,发票完了,你明天来取。"
交通协管员:"急着弄松,拦都拦不住。"
出租车司机:"警察,湿你碑。"
警察:"少皮干,200块,交咧赶紧滚。"
清洁工:"脏的跟松一样!"
烤肉老板:"还洗松手腻,赶紧穿肉,一会儿买买奏来咧。"
夜店美女:不桥咧,不桥咧。一桥一身费(水),热HIN
老医生:小伙子,你这病马达滴很。
百汇卖衣服:来,先穿上试,再社
夜店看场子的:伙计,得是想寻事,想乃打?
公交车售票员:上来滴都朝里走,挤到门口闹怂,里头空成怂咧
321司机:钱一投,从后门上。
K600买票:上车二块,少胡然。
北院门:来..里头坐来,小李,来给买主把还(鞋)一舔。
网管:AI 伙计,这机子十他咧,、坐一岸子去。
大学女生:饿贼,握(那人)就是个散片
老婆子议论一个骑摩托的:狗日开问(那么)快,对(撞)死就不杖(嚣张)咧
钓鱼老汉:背成马咧,一桥都么滴
男孩对女孩:对咧对咧,再包拧次咧!给你买俩
女孩议论男的:饿JU,握都长扯咧
宿舍舍友:给老丝社一哈,社饿窜希捏,不七上课咧。
街头闲人:你蛤(眼睛瞎了)着呢得是?把饿踏咧!
东大街卖鞋的:伙计,运动鞋,美包包!
南门韦曲中巴司机:来,嫂子上车,有座位。(女的摇摇头),司机:瓜P

初中生:走,打电电走,饿有五毛!

停车场收费:倒,倒,朝右抡一把,好,对咧,掏钱3块。
宿舍打牌:先打后接,接个香香,先打南不输钱,先打北输到黑,么到你接牌,汗手包胡挖。
打麻将:7对驴,到你咧。
说别人RP不行:握怂是个日把CHUA
陕西版还珠格格,乾隆对小燕子说:娃呀,你醒咧?饿不?朕叫人给你桥一碗活络一喋,你看咋像?
陕西版还珠格格,紫薇对尔康说:尔康,尔康,你包走些,丢哈饿一个人咧。

往北住着说河南话的,往南住着关中话的。高新住着说普通话的。别墅住着说陕北话的。吉祥村住着说四川话和东北话的。轻工住着说浙江话的。城里部分地段住着说安拉的。还有一些村里住着说亚克西的。
有种饮食叫碟饭,有种掩饰叫你不管,有种受不了叫么背住,有种小吃叫biangbiang面,有种无语叫你好好滴,有种骂人叫贼贼贼,有种女娃叫散片,有种失败叫毕咧,有种厉害叫好冷松,有种调情叫撩乱,有种放纵叫散一哈,有种帅哥叫瓜皮,有种显摆叫骚情,有种工具叫锤子。
有种讽刺叫嚷,有种吃法叫喋,有种喝法叫走,有种慢叫木囊,有种急叫克里马擦,有种聒噪叫吱哇,有种叫嚣叫皮干,有种利器叫锤子,有种行为叫碟锤,有种程度叫X成马咧,有种背叛叫你都修仙捏,有种态度叫怂瓜娃,有种人叫二球货,有种征服叫怂给你打出来!
都说西安是市,可俺每次输入xian,它显示出来的总是“县”。)
停车场收费的(用陕西话) :“费一交!”停车的:“谁和你睡一觉?”
春光明媚,正好出游,去哪里玩呢?西安市内经典线路推荐:“辛马太”一日游,费用AA。具体路线:辛家庙-马旗寨-太华路。现在开始报名哈…
天时不如地利,地利不如人和,人和不如轻工,轻工不如康复路,康复路不如李家村,李家村不如解放路,解放路不如东大街…它们都不如拆迁办。
年轻奏是骚青,有时也是木乱,噶达马西的爱,冲向瓷马二楞的我,木囊着时间;扑稀赖亥的小草,弹嫌着日八叉的风,向泥土里格丢,每个尔子好像都是马达;有时生活并不日踏,不仅仅,充满着皮干和扎式;窝耶的人生,需要克里马擦,再宝瓷到雾达,谝闲传!
每个能在早上8点之前抢到600路公交座位的西安人都是斯巴达!!
刚在广播里听到一段公益广告,太牛了。娃:“爸,我饿的很,咱就别掰馍了,用机器搅吧。”爸:“胡说撒尼,你没听居委会大妈说了,现在要低碳尼,机器要耗费能源,再说泡馍要自己掰才好吃。”旁白:低碳生活从掰馍开始!